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Sunday, June 30, 2013

Jesus’ CV !!!!

CURRICULUM VITAE
JESUS CHRIST

Hello! My name is Jesus- the Christ. I have sent you my CV because I am seeking to apply for the top executive position in your heart. Please examine my credentials as cited below.


QUALIFICATONS
  • I have created the earth and the Heavens ( Proverbs 3, 19)
  • I have created man from earth ( Genesis 2, 7)
  • I have given him the breath of life (Genesis 2, 7)
  • I have redeemed him from the curse of the law ( Galatians 3, 13)
POSITIONS HELD

  • I have had only one employer,(Luke 2, 49)
  • I have received only the greatest of recommendations ( Matthew 3, 15-17)
SKILLS AND WORK EXPERIENCE

  • Some of my skills and work experience include: assisting the poor, healing the ailing, restoring sight to the blind
  • I am an excellent Counsel ( Isaiah 9,06)
  • But the most important is that I have the authority, the ability and the power to cleanse you from your sins. ( John 1, 7-9)

STUDIES

  • They cover the breadth and length of all knowledge, wisdom and  cognition ( Proverbs 2, 6)
  • I can even reveal all the secrets buried in your heart ( Psalms 44, 21)

SIGNIFICANT ACHIEVEMENTS

  • I was actively involved in the mightiest Conference of all Times (Genesis 1, 29)
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REFERENCES

All my followers and faithful throughout the world will attest to the healings, the divine intervention, the miracles as well as to their deliverance, their transformation and the supernatural guidance they have received from me.
Now that you have come to the end of my CV, I am certain that I am the only candidate possessing the necessary credentials to fill the position in your heart. When can I begin? Now is the proper time  (Hebrews 3, 15).

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